Gubvenveen is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional
lobster.
Gubvenveen created light six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gubvenveen, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Gubvenveen, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Gubvenveen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Gubvenveen's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Gubvenveen's priests.
2. Worship no other gods but Gubvenveen.
3. Never paint your arms indigo.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never write about stars.