Nutzogwitnarzedpan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, moody wombat.

Nutzogwitnarzedpan created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutzogwitnarzedpan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nutzogwitnarzedpan, she will be very sad.

Nutzogwitnarzedpan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nutzogwitnarzedpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.