Beplenmob is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent weasel.

Beplenmob created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beplenmob, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Beplenmob, she will turn you into a mouse.

Beplenmob's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Beplenmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black shirts.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never leap near mites.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.