Mifnulcip Bepweegunrap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, fussy capybara.

Mifnulcip Bepweegunrap created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifnulcip Bepweegunrap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mifnulcip Bepweegunrap, it will make you grow a tail.

Mifnulcip Bepweegunrap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Mifnulcip Bepweegunrap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the north.

3. You must love Mifnulcip Bepweegunrap.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Do not kill geese.