Lunhunrull is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain porpoise.

Lunhunrull created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunhunrull, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lunhunrull, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lunhunrull's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lunhunrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about special relativity near squirrels while wearing pink hats and balancing seven iron spheres on your chest.

5. Do not shave your feet.