Vogcadgat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omniscient centaur.

Vogcadgat created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogcadgat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vogcadgat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Vogcadgat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vogcadgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Vogcadgat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help sick swans.