Feblindod is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever
penguin.
Feblindod created an up quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Feblindod, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Feblindod, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Feblindod's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Feblindod's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
3. Do not laugh in public.
4. Do not dye your hair white.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.