Feblindod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever penguin.

Feblindod created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Feblindod, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Feblindod, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Feblindod's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Feblindod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.