Rulgeblam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, duplicitous mongoose.

Rulgeblam created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Rulgeblam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rulgeblam, she will be very unhappy.

Rulgeblam's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rulgeblam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rulgeblam's name in vain.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about cell theory.