Mutcenfod is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, kind lion.

Mutcenfod created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Mutcenfod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mutcenfod, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mutcenfod's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Mutcenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Never hurt snails.