Goflintik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust swallow.

Goflintik created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Goflintik, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Goflintik, it will come to you in dreams.

Goflintik's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Goflintik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about comets.