Honsafmap is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, moody
cat.
Honsafmap created viruses three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Honsafmap, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Honsafmap, it will be mildly annoyed.
Honsafmap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Honsafmap's Holy Commandments1. Learn nine new languages a year.
2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not hurt aardvarks.
5. Do not take Honsafmap's name in vain.