Honsafmap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, moody cat.

Honsafmap created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Honsafmap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Honsafmap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Honsafmap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Honsafmap's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not take Honsafmap's name in vain.