Bopsak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish zebra.

Bopsak created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopsak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bopsak, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bopsak's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bopsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bopsak on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about optics near dolphins while wearing indigo coats and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.

5. Never laugh in the presence of mites.