Tignellmap Rignillsand is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever troll.

Tignellmap Rignillsand created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tignellmap Rignillsand, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tignellmap Rignillsand, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tignellmap Rignillsand's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tignellmap Rignillsand's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Put Tignellmap Rignillsand first in all things.