Righappidhab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, staggering octopus.

Righappidhab created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Righappidhab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Righappidhab, it will cry a lot.

Righappidhab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Righappidhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Righappidhab.

5. Never feed limes to doves while wearing black stockings.