Flymegdib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous dolphin.

Flymegdib created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flymegdib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flymegdib, he will strike you with lightening.

Flymegdib's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Flymegdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.