Kadfitdin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, amazing dove.

Kadfitdin created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadfitdin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kadfitdin, she will destroy your home planet.

Kadfitdin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kadfitdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Kadfitdin loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Kadfitdin must be the most important thing in your life.