Beddadfut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sage dugong.

Beddadfut created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beddadfut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Beddadfut, he will make you grow a tail.

Beddadfut's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Beddadfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never feed lots of corn to dolphins while wearing white scarves.

5. You must never eat onions.