Fedvolbest is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, moody coyote.

Fedvolbest created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedvolbest, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fedvolbest, she will turn you into a rock.

Fedvolbest's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fedvolbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.