Botnart is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, pitiless goat.

Botnart created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Botnart, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Botnart, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Botnart's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Botnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Hide if three goats approach from the north.

5. Put Botnart first in all things.