Nulltafsagyim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonourable wren.

Nulltafsagyim created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulltafsagyim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nulltafsagyim, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nulltafsagyim's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nulltafsagyim's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Run away from black voles, for they are unholy.