Kikzagsag Hencarged is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable fish.

Kikzagsag Hencarged created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikzagsag Hencarged, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kikzagsag Hencarged, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kikzagsag Hencarged's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kikzagsag Hencarged's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.