Rulldunven is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, slow grasshopper.

Rulldunven created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Rulldunven, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rulldunven, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rulldunven's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rulldunven's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.