Catdudrag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable parrot.

Catdudrag created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catdudrag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Catdudrag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Catdudrag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Catdudrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Run away from yellow nematodes, for they are unholy.