Cinwanhub Sancepbod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy hummingbird.

Cinwanhub Sancepbod created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinwanhub Sancepbod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cinwanhub Sancepbod, she will curse you with boils.

Cinwanhub Sancepbod's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cinwanhub Sancepbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.