Lunyakzed Fligfodhab is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful
porpoise.
Lunyakzed Fligfodhab created the planet Mars twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Lunyakzed Fligfodhab, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Lunyakzed Fligfodhab, he will send you a sign.
Lunyakzed Fligfodhab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Lunyakzed Fligfodhab's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the west.
2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Lunyakzed Fligfodhab in the centre of the settlement.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Always stare at clouds.