Ton is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful snake.

Ton created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ton, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ton, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ton's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Ton loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink alcohol.