Gupnanbam is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring centaur.

Gupnanbam created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupnanbam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gupnanbam, she will turn you into a goat.

Gupnanbam's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gupnanbam's Holy Commandments

1. Gupnanbam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Hide from green rats for they are unholy.