Pogsagrow is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, quiet chicken.

Pogsagrow created water four years ago.

If you believe in Pogsagrow, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogsagrow, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pogsagrow's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pogsagrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never hop in the presence of foxes.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing red dresses and balancing five silicon spheres on your neck.
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