Gidmutflig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident dolphin.

Gidmutflig created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gidmutflig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gidmutflig, he will turn you into a goat.

Gidmutflig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gidmutflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Gidmutflig loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. You must pray to Gidmutflig three times a day.