Genomtab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fussy raven.

Genomtab created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Genomtab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Genomtab, he will turn you into a slug.

Genomtab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Genomtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Genomtab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not speak about melons.