Danfetbog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, selfish tortoise.

Danfetbog created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danfetbog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Danfetbog, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Danfetbog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Danfetbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.