Carmutgen is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, caring snail.

Carmutgen created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carmutgen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Carmutgen, it will destroy your home solar system.

Carmutgen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Carmutgen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Carmutgen first in all things.

2. Do not run in public.

3. You must pray to Carmutgen three times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not hurt ducks.