Ditflapnan Cengemfob is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful ant.

Ditflapnan Cengemfob created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ditflapnan Cengemfob, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ditflapnan Cengemfob, he will turn you into a rock.

Ditflapnan Cengemfob's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ditflapnan Cengemfob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ditflapnan Cengemfob.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always stare at clouds.