Madditgubtoflarpdavrawpib is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring swan.

Madditgubtoflarpdavrawpib created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Madditgubtoflarpdavrawpib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Madditgubtoflarpdavrawpib, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Madditgubtoflarpdavrawpib's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Madditgubtoflarpdavrawpib's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.