Banbegnar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent centaur.

Banbegnar created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banbegnar, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Banbegnar, it will destroy your favourite star.

Banbegnar's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Banbegnar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Banbegnar on top of important buildings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.