Dissbopcin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, calm gerbil.

Dissbopcin created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissbopcin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dissbopcin, it will turn you into a snail.

Dissbopcin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dissbopcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dissbopcin.

4. Never feed rice to pigs while wearing fawn rings.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.