Bisstip is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able cat.

Bisstip created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisstip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bisstip, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bisstip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bisstip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat nuts.