Yognulgum is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tiresome wombat.

Yognulgum created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yognulgum, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yognulgum, he will turn you into a tree.

Yognulgum's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yognulgum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Erect six gold sculptures of Yognulgum on top of important buildings.

5. Do not eat aubergines.