Danfunnar is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-powerful penguin.

Danfunnar created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Danfunnar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Danfunnar, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Danfunnar's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Danfunnar's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Never mention monkeys.