Tadwapnur is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, wise fairy.

Tadwapnur created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadwapnur, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tadwapnur, it will manifest in front of you.

Tadwapnur's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tadwapnur's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing gray shoes and balancing eight tin spheres on your legs.