Dadmifbog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy hamster.

Dadmifbog created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadmifbog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dadmifbog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dadmifbog's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dadmifbog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never feed spinach to great tits while wearing shirts.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Never wear mauve skirts.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.