Dumtamcitbemquart is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient
deer.
Dumtamcitbemquart created humanity two million years ago.
If you believe in
Dumtamcitbemquart, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Dumtamcitbemquart, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Dumtamcitbemquart's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Dumtamcitbemquart's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Dumtamcitbemquart's priests.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.