Omingumjop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured chicken.

Omingumjop created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Omingumjop, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Omingumjop, she will destroy your home planet.

Omingumjop's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Omingumjop's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never jump near great tits.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never eat aubergines.