Bellmumvenlitwabbig Yarlhapfit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil deer.

Bellmumvenlitwabbig Yarlhapfit created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellmumvenlitwabbig Yarlhapfit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bellmumvenlitwabbig Yarlhapfit, he will manifest in front of you.

Bellmumvenlitwabbig Yarlhapfit's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bellmumvenlitwabbig Yarlhapfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Bellmumvenlitwabbig Yarlhapfit loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not chop down trees.