Bestbarnjin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent dugong.

Bestbarnjin created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestbarnjin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bestbarnjin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bestbarnjin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bestbarnjin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bestbarnjin.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not keep three monkeys in a large pit.

5. Run away if five turtles approach from the west.