Zigfossquam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective troll.

Zigfossquam created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigfossquam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zigfossquam, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Zigfossquam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Zigfossquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Zigfossquam loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Retreat if six dogs approach from the west.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zigfossquam.