Konlooparm is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, boastful
pigeon.
Konlooparm created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Konlooparm, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Konlooparm, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Konlooparm's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Konlooparm's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Worship no other gods but Konlooparm.
3. You must love Konlooparm.
4. Never look at moons.
5. Konlooparm loves rats, so they must be respected.