Konlooparm is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, boastful pigeon.

Konlooparm created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konlooparm, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Konlooparm, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Konlooparm's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Konlooparm's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Worship no other gods but Konlooparm.

3. You must love Konlooparm.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Konlooparm loves rats, so they must be respected.