Shavmidlarg Rakbepgess Tiplityatt is a god.

It takes the form of a small, impressive zebra.

Shavmidlarg Rakbepgess Tiplityatt created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavmidlarg Rakbepgess Tiplityatt, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Shavmidlarg Rakbepgess Tiplityatt, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Shavmidlarg Rakbepgess Tiplityatt's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Shavmidlarg Rakbepgess Tiplityatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near seals while wearing blue boots and balancing five lead spheres on your hands.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.