Hugpadarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, able pig.

Hugpadarp created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugpadarp, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hugpadarp, it will destroy your home planet.

Hugpadarp's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hugpadarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never paint your chest brown.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Hugpadarp must be the most important thing in your life.