Stigpangbombutvinnakvigart is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, capable ferret.

Stigpangbombutvinnakvigart created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigpangbombutvinnakvigart, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stigpangbombutvinnakvigart, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stigpangbombutvinnakvigart's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Stigpangbombutvinnakvigart's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not cook food in pots.